I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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