she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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