i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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