Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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