so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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