Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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