How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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