Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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