Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I AM VODKA MAN
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
