with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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