She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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