I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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