We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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