1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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