Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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