i don't like sucking hair
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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