@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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