belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
