Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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