Yo dont text me then not text me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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