i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you made out with another girl for some wings
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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