Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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