we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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