You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm at about main and main street
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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