Non-Jews are for practice
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The uberlube is also flammable
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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