we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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