I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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