i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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