4 words: hood of his car
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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