So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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