Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You are the jesus of drinking
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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