all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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