The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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