Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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