people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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