All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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