im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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