Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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