I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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