He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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