i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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