Can Purell be used as lube?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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