Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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