what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You almost got us killed.
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Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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