Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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