is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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