i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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