So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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