First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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