hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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