Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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