i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did I show you my penis last night?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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