I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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