Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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