your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
