as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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