Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
People with herpes should wear stickers.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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