The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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